Have to love this one !! - Only photograph beautiful people - or invest in a copy of Photoshop
Some of these could be very inappropriate
Does give somewhat of a romantic effect !
There are loads more at the site. It's well worth the visit just to brighten up your day.
I thought I'd come up with some of my own. (tongue in cheek of course)
A. Don't take photographs outside - dust may interfere with the production of a clear image
B. Don't take photographs anywhere near water - most cameras are not waterproof
C. When taking portraits ensure the head of the subject is visible
D. When taking Macro shots stand within view of the subject
That was fun, but I'm bored with it now. For some, photography is a serious business- there can be no allowance for levity